Deep Thoughts

sit back, relax, laugh a little.

Ok. So you don't know what to do for July 4th. Something is going on, but you can't put your finger on what. See? That's what I'm here for. I want to create a non-boring day for you. You don't want to sit around all day and watch television. I mean, what goes on the day of July 4th anyway??

Here's your schedule:

7:00-Wakeup (gotta start this day early, we have so much planned!)
7:15-7:30-Shower (or bath, but that's weird in the morning)
7:30-8:30-Write a Novel (I want this to be a big day for you!)
8:30-8:45-Eat Oatmeal
8:45-9:30-Proofread novel for errors (no mistakes!)
9:30-10:30-Adopt a child (Adoption is a beautiful process)
10:30-11:00-Drop child off at day-care (You have so much planned remember! We can't have a kid weighing us down!)
11:00-12:00-Eat wherever (kind of getting tired of making this schedule)
12:00-5:00-Roam mindlessly around town
5:00-6:00-Send a $100 check to charity (Josh Kopp Foundation)
6:00-10:00-Watch Television (Forget what I said earlier. America's Got Talent is on!)
10:00-11:00-Watch News (Fireworks? What do people think it is, 4th of July??)

2 comments:

LBKirsop said...

um . . . great ideas. just one question. is the Josh Kopp Foundation a day-care? bc all others are not open on independence day.

Josh Kopp said...

We accept all checks regardless of holidays. :)

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