Ok, ok. Don't throw your computer against the wall. You saw the title, and now you've panicked. Yes. I am venturing into political satire. Whoa, whoa! Put down the hangman's noose. It's going to be ok. Hey! No guns while at this blog. Slowly...put down...the gun. Good. This is a peaceful blog. Our mascot is the dove. I just don't show it. At all. Anywhere on the site. Let's move on...
Bottom line. North Korea wants to nuke us. Mr. Obama or Mr. Black-Eyed Peace Man. I just thought of that. Hah! And no, that's not racist. I'm playing off of a band name. Sheesh. Anyway, the Black-Eyed Peas want peace. As do many, many Americans. So how SHOULD we respond to North Korea?
Simple Plan: Nuke them first.
This concludes North Korea Diplomacy 101. Next class, Making Eyeglasses with Teacher Kim Jong Il. Class is filling up, better sign up quickly.
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Josh,
I am an avid reader of your blog and am stunned by your cunning military advice. I am ordering the command right now to nuke the entire Korean peninsula just to be safe. Thanks for saving the world.
Sincerely,
Barrak Hussein Obama
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