Deep Thoughts

sit back, relax, laugh a little.

When you plop that cookie dough into your mouth, you know it's keeping you alive. It's literally your sweetened pacemaker. Pump by pump the dough sends sugar to the end of your body. Of course, we don't realize such a miracle is taking place. We just drop the ball in, sit back, and relax. Then the magic happens. The cookie dough actually comes alive.

The dough performs a sort of Russian dance all the way down your throat. It tickles. You don't see this obviously, but it has been scientifically proven. All you feel is a sudden rush, and then boom, added weight. Nothing out of the usual.

Famed tennis star Maria Sharapova eats cookie dough balls every morning. She recognizes the power of fat. So should you. Using simple deduction, I'll show you.

  • Maria Sharapova eats cookie dough.
  • Cookie dough is the lifeblood of champions.
  • Maria Sharapova is a champion (and you can be too!)
So what are you waiting on...get out there and get huge! Be a champion!

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