Deep Thoughts

sit back, relax, laugh a little.

5/16/2009

Opinion of Yoga: Good/Bad?

|

Ok, so this question might be focused more toward men. But ladies do not close that browser so soon! This argument addresses you as well. What happens if you boyfriend/husband starts doing Yoga?

  • Is it time to call the Police?
  • Is he getting fruity?
  • Man, time to find another boyfriend...
The situation must be brought up. Yoga works best for both men and women. Right? The typical yoga scene that forms in your head features a woman whose back is basically broken but is getting a fabulous stretch. Everything about your image points to the feminine side. See how flexible she is. She can do anything. She can fly!

But if men are caught doing Yoga they are accused of being less masculine. Wimps. Toadstools (Wait a second, a toadstool has nothing to do with man). What are the benefits to Yoga? There has to be some right? Please. Please. Tell me. Here we go...

  1. Increased Flexibility: ok...guys typically don't care. But still flexibility helps longevity.
  2. Lubrication of joints, ligaments, and tendons: ok, don't get freaked out about the word lubrication...
  3. Organ & Body Massage: how do your organs get massaged? Try Yoga, you'll feel it. It's heaven in liverland.
  4. Detoxification: Boom. There you go. Blood rushes in and out to clear all the nasty things out of our system.
  5. Muscle Toning: Now all the guys jump in. YEAH! That's what I'm talking about!
Yoga's weird. Everyone has got to admit that. You put your body in a Q, then a P, then to the Greek letter Omega. Completely normal. But you have to admit the advantages. It's a great break in between workout days. Don't go all out now. Put away the spandex. Sheesh. Take it one step at a time. Spandex is like the crown of completion. A celebration of what you have accomplished. Proudly sport that spandex you Yoga freak.

0 comments:

Post a Comment

Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom)